The Fridge Has Feelings Too!
Dear Team,
It’s time we had a heart-to-heart… about our office fridges.
Our trusty kitchen companion(s) have reached a critical emotional low. Once a proud appliance, it now stands weeping behind closed doors, overwhelmed by abandoned yogurts, unidentifiable leftovers, and Tupperware containers that have not seen daylight since 2024!
Let’s be clear:
- If you can not identify it without a carbon dating lab………. it’s time to toss it.
- If it’s growing a beard, it’s time to let it go……… and maybe back away slowly.
- If you are storing soup with no lid………may the audit gods have mercy on your soul.
Our fridges are not museums. It is not a lost-and-found. And it is not a place to store clean dishes. And it is definitely not a science experiment incubator. It deserves better. We all do.
Spring cleaning begins TODAY.
All unlabeled, expired, or orphaned items will be removed without ceremony. Actually, scratch that…..we might give them a eulogy, maybe even a slideshow if we’re feeling sentimental.
So, this is your official warning:
Please retrieve anything you want to save before the purge begins. After this week, no leftovers will be left behind.
Let us give our fridges the fresh start they so desperately need.
Warmest regards (and coldest storage),
The Clean Up Crew
