📅 Date: April 30, 2025
🕓 Time: Who even knows anymore
Current Firm Status:
- Client emergencies: 3 (it is only 8am)
- Staff emotions: Somewhere between “relieved” and “feral”
- Number of people who said yesterday “just one more quick thing”: 47
- Coffee & Snack supplies: Critically low. Send help.
- Printers: Smelled something weird last night. Ignoring it.
- Late documents received overnight: ???? (including one by fax??)
Breaking NEWS:
- Filing season ends today.
- So does pretending to enjoy answering “how’s busy season going?”
- Motivational playlist: 100% caffeine and spite
- Pep talk: “You’re not tired. You’re just fully depreciated.”
- Coach: The Partner Who Said “One more push, team!”
- Defence: The admin team deflecting last-minute walk-ins
TODAY'S INTERNAL REMINDERS:
- If you feel like crying: Do it at your desk like the rest of us!
- If a client emails after 11:55 PM on April 30th: It’s tomorrows problem.
- Yes, you can eat cookies & snacks for dinner: Official firm policy.
- Tommorrow you can open outlook and not flinch.